Dating App Absolute Gems: No. 2

And we’re back! Got a few very interesting convos that I just had to share, and one very rude suggestion from Hinge. Let’s go:

 

 

 

IMG_2761.jpeg This man does not know his own angles, lemme tell you.

IMG_2762.png Scrolled down to find that this man was neither Obama OR Michelle. Shocked and confused.

IMG_2763.png Never felt more connected to a person in my life.

IMG_2764.jpeg But Matthew, I have got to know what the hell a youth motivational speaker is.

 

 

IMG_2784.jpeg According to Hinge, this is the vibe I’m putting off on my dating profile??? Much to think about- Billy Ray Cyrus

At least girls have the decency to put music with their selfie videos!!!!!

 

FullSizeRender-4  I mean no hey, hi, or how are you???At least pretend to be interested in my mind and not my brain. I reported him because I’m petty. Mom, if you’re reading this, don’t.

 

FullSizeRender.jpeg First time I’ve ever been greeted like this and I didn’t hate it. Didn’t work out with us, but I’ll think about him always.

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