Dating App Absolute Gems No. 4

Some real wild ones this week so let’s dive right in!!!! No time to waste:

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I’m gonna go ahead and say you will never get an Uber with this guy.

 

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Big words from a guy who literally took the time to put his own Zodiac in his bio.

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This guy matched with me while my job title clearly states that I’m in Social Media?

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I don’t know guys, I don’t think he’s gonna find anyone for his niche interests.

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These were funny in 2014 for 5 minutes.

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When your friend is way hotter than you so you have to cover his face with an emoji. I get it, I see you.

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Even the Bumble bio has it’s limits.

 

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Mystery, ladies, you ever heard of it?

 

 

And lastly, our Absolute Gem of the Week. I’m bestowing this honor on this guy for not taking the 7 seconds to google Shawn Mendes and then matching with me after I was incredibly snarky. God speed, king.

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